How long can you wear your championship gear?

That’s simply not true. Holding is off the table, interference is still on the table.

Ok first good for the woman in the stands. Secondly unless I missed something that is not a slap, it’s a pat on the arm. I’ve had my fair share of slappings. Usually for running my mouth about sexual escapades fueled by their alcohol and for that matter my alcohol consumption.

By the way I can not wait for after today where Ashley has to do sports stuff, or whatever her version of sports stuff is. That Gawker senior week thing where she tried to cross post everything to Deadspin under what she considers a sport was fucking hilarious. Sports use water therefore water in itself is a sport.

I am totally the Tiffany Trump of my family.

The other problem is a triangle has three points and the Knicks currently have one of those points.

Sweet Christ and the official was staring at it.

The Broncos essentially fucked themselves but that turnover sequence pissed me off. The Broncos fumbled and the ref signaled third down, meanwhile an official over ruled him behind him despite the fact the ref has the ultimate say. Then Ward’s pick gets called back on the next play on what I would call a coin flip…

Great story!

I’m a Donkey fan so I should shut the fuck up but I lost my shit on that two turnover sequence last night where the Broncos got fucked twice. I’m lucky I didn’t break a T.V.

Wait you are telling me chalk isn’t forever!

I’ve tried!!! I’ll be alright. I’m next to useless with girls but getting better.

Or use an ascending close.

No just say stupid shit when really drunk like “I forgot how to use my microwave bring your friend.” .... this has worked.

Meh fuck Trump you can do it. I suggest having zero shame and a disposable liver.

Not to mention he actually looks happy. Look at that smile!!!

Cowboy up!!

She has the weirdest writing style and sense of humor. Or maybe better put perspective. Like I’m a writer and you can almost always put people into some box. Ash has been really hard to figure out. Which also makes her way interesting and a good writer.

I don’t know.

I really thought I had a crush on Ashley. Clearly I don’t have the energy for her. I would fall asleep six emails in and sleep past when she goes to work by two hours.