His helmet hair would have protected him.

I don’t pray often being agnostic but I pray to everything holy for this shit show to just be over. If Trump becomes a martyr I am going to kill whoever is responsible twice.

Already voted and hell no.

If Colorado somehow ends up a top ten team by the end of this season I will shit an actual live chicken.

David Ross would have no problem grabbing them by the Saban.

The more concerning matter is how beautiful she is and what I have done to myself thanks to her nakedness and now I want to drink Clorox and bathe in acetone.

Penguin fucking is a weird sport with the Divito mask and rotten fish, crouching to be short with the weird accent, and the flipper slapping.... it’s not for everyone.

If you stumble onto a rich girl should you be actively be trying to get her pregnant? I’ve had a Doctor, a car sales lady and a rich as fuck farm daughter this year and I’m 0-3. I’m like the Browns of sugar mamas.

My irrational hatred of Chicago sports has been pretty well documented. What is a team you guys hate that you have no business hating and the reasoning behind it?

I watched the parade may have shed a tear. I can go back to fuck the Cubs and their fans now correct?

I think this needs more explanation.

My roommate in roughly 2008 was so drunk in mid-conversation he stood up from the couch and pissed on the carpet between four of us. It was one of the most shocking moments of my life, just pissed right there on the carpet and had no clue what he did. When he was at work the next day we covered the entire house in…

Also if I take the word of a Florida DJ over you, you are an ass-hole.

Here is how Trump stories go.... if Trump comes off like a rich, pompous dick, it’s probably true. If he or his ilk come off caring, nice or loving it’s completely horse shit.

Hit me up Billbert187 at gmail. I might make you provide some info in case I have to sue you.

I still hate the Cubs but you earned this Cubs fans. In every way.

Man to pay these lawsuits the University is really going to have to bend over backwards...

Savings and white priviledge.

So she did or didn’t Duck?

Couple of murder mysteries that take place in Denver. About a lesbian cop named Soto. They aren’t published yet I’m kinda deciding how I’m going to go about it. They are pretty good though gotten a lot of great feedback on them. Very few issues so yeah. Kinda want three to take to publishers. Plus my cred on this…