Again I’d take Alex Smith for eight games over Quitler for two. Same goes for Siemian and half of the QB’s you listed. Cutler does not give a flying fuck about football or winning games. One playoff appearance in eight years. The same playoff record as Tim Fucking Tebow.

Eh I don’t think Siemian is worse. At least he didn’t sit out for a month with a strained labia.

I had a really good night. Sat outside and threw candy at children.

Kevin James and Drew Carey are the same person

Bummer

My mom died

Completely irrelevant. Have you used a vibrator on a woman

A party of sorts

Revis island seems more like a grouping now

He might be vulgar, he isn’t wrong.

I like her

Those flaps at the base of the dildo are very disturbing.

I fucking hate the Patriots. I promise the Pats won this trade.

That is nuts. Usually Ley majors in hyperbole, but this reminds of Russian hockey in the sixties. He didn’t even throw that pass to a guy, he threw it to a spot.

Kansas City is not a real place

The cubs have managed to make me feel bad for my ex girlfriend who cheated on me. I didn’t think that was possible.

I made Drew Magary choose writing

I posted that before the update. I went with 75 based on history with friends and boats. That’s all.

I find this to be wholly bullshit. I have been the drunk driver and been in the car with a drunk driver countless times. Not once have I been uninformed to the driver’s state. Always almost fucking always the driver is the least fucked up. They made their bed and get to lay in it.

Business time