I’m trying man. He can move his extremities and Baylor is still going to be there.

Yeah they do from me. I don’t mean to be offensive but there is a reason people get drunk and high. It’s not usually “for fun” it’s because they are broken.

It is really, really hard to feel bad for Baylor right now.

She isn’t pregnant with my kid

Oh no worries I might be an idiot, but I can sweet talk women.

I’m 31 and still an idiot. I’ve had two girlfriends this year, one pregnant one married. I’m lucky I haven’t been stabbed.

I assume you made only solid choices at 24?

True but it was his boat. I give it a 75% chance he was at the helm.

I had a bet with my roommate who could could get laid to this first. I won and lost a girlfriend.

Well said. He was still a 24 year old kid. He fucked up and it cost him his life. Enough said.

I dont know. Isn’t he like 4'3" it’s probably hard to keep track of him.

Bummer. You just knew this news would come down the pike.

I will say this though, we were blessed with some very good rappers. Snoop, Tupac, Dre, Eminem, 50, Common, Kanye, Diddy, etc.

I was just thinking about weird music I have had sex to. I’ve had sex a few times ironically to inside you or business time but never on purpose to 98 degrees.

Its really fucking sad that Creed is the most offensive of that grouping.

Taking a dump in an Arby’s parking lot.

Somehow John Mayer and Christina Aguilera are going to come out of this unscathed. Mark my words.

God.... Zebrahead.

My father’s generation had the Beatles and the Rolling Stones. We have N’sync and Smashmouth. Life isn’t fair.