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We stick to NPR and Democracy Now for American news coverage, but I liked Mellissa Harris-Perry’s weekend show for commentary. I will probably only watch MSNBC for Rachel Maddow now.

What? Why? Seriously why MSNBC. It really doesn’t matter what changes they make short or hiring Bill O’Reily or Sarah Palin, they’re still going to be seen as a liberal network. This is why I will continue to not get my “news” from the cable news networks. NPR Morning Edition it is for me.

Even us Massachusetts people know what that means even though we don’t use it.

Can’t find a flaw in that.

YAAAAAAAY!!! That was such goodness. I love them so much. I am so happy they are back.

I (usually) only wash my hair once a week (shower daily with a cap). But I use a dry conditioner on day 2 followed by a dry shampoo on days 4,5 and 6 (Living Proof has one that really seems to remove dirt, not just mask it with powder). However, I make my husband do a sniff test. It’s like Pauxatawney Phil. If he

love this.

I don’t really mind it so much... except she is clearly lying because cats don’t wear makeup or get piercings. I know this because every time I have tried to do a smoky eye on my cats, they scratch me.

My sister had a thing for CT from Paris and we saw him at a TRL taping and again at the airport in Chicago so she thought it was fate. That sentence is so 2003. God, I'm old.

I loved the show through Hawaii (1999), I actually auditioned for that season. My love for the Real World franchise was great. But that was around the time it stopped being about real people and descended into the awfulness it was now. I was on board for the Challenges for a long time, too, but now I’m all about FUCK

What they should do is make them live in RVs and drive around completing missions and stuff.

“Always.”

a) i feel like i remember him saying already that yes, he would probably have to raise taxes slightly for everyone?

I feel like such an old but I can’t with people who get into social media fights. I wish I could turn back time to 2005 when Facebook was in it’s infancy and destroy twitter and all that. Only about 7% of it is good anyway and people were able to do the same good before it was invented...the rest is used for this dumb

One day, I’ll fly home in my google drone copter, inject my intake port with a revitalizing shot of Gatorade nanoparticles, check my wrist display to check in on my kids, who live in orbit around Venus, and plug my neckport into the entertainment box where Abram’s head, now attached to a synthetic body that shines

I see where he picked up the habit:

I just turned 30. And it makes me very sad that I’m considered an old now. Very very very sad. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to throw on the first Now that’s what I call music while I flip through a coffin catalogue. Do we think a white coffin is tacky? I’ve got a lot of decisions to make.

Redheads are just a different kind of white person, the kind that maybe can’t go to the beach as much and got asked about their pubes a lot in middle school.