Your child’s name can scream “teen mom” or “mcmansion pinterest housewife mom” or “artsy hister mom” or “single mother” or any number of things.

Kumail’s tweet is gold. I actually did ‘laugh out loud’. Because his arrest was pretty much the best thing that happened to anybody yesterday.

That it is probably a good idea to go back and change 71% of your questionnaire answers?

We’re a 71% match and 22% enemy, I really don’t know how I feel about this.

What? What is happening here? Not in a who is this little greaseball straddling kind of way but a what is going on with this photograph kind of way. Is she wearing black and that’s why the leg looks so weird? It looks like a photoshop fail. Like I expected the answer to the article to be that he was pranking his…

OBV were just not cool or yoga-y enough (was going to put yogay but then it didn't look right) to get it in any form

Oh me too!

You want to know something? For YEARS I seriously thought the store was just called “lulemon” like I never noticed the extra lu or the fact that the word lemon is supposed to be involved (maybe?) I seriously never looked at the name of the store long enough to actually learn its for real name.

Jerking off to the thought of denying refugee children entry to America.

So, I’m stuck in the grays and no one will ever see this, but: I have some real problems with this article. The tone is oddly sensationalizing and it focuses on a lot of random and unimportant deatils in a way that seems pearl-clutching and even, at times, strangely un-feminist for Jezebel.

HOT TAKE: Maybe Garden State wasn’t actually that bad?

Relax, Natalie. People hate The Phantom Menace way more than they hate Garden State.

Thank god. Hey fatties! You’ve been deemed fuckable by this lady and therefore a person of worth! Congratulations!

Better option than anything the Republicans could puke up.

Use my phone as an alarm clock? Fehh. I would never. I use my IPad as an alarm clock because HOW AM I GONNA SEE ALL THE DISCOURAGEMENT ON THE INTERNET WITH BLEARY MORNING EYES on a tiny little phone screen?