Because I’m the world’s biggest moron.

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Fake SVU quotes= best thing forever

She was looking for some work—she didn’t want a fling—when she got a nanny job with Ben and Jen this spring. What was she to do, what was she to say, she needed the money. But over the next few months her bosses went to war—she was there to watch the children, but their father saw more. She had youth! Jen went poof!…

Who would have guessed that the girl we described, was just exactly what Ben’s penis prescribed? Now Jen Garner found her disgusting - she let her go! And now Ben’s on top of her thrusting - His rep says ‘no!’ She’s the lady in bed, next to Ben Affleck: the man of her dreeeeeeams.

Why are your cats in the refrigerator?

I only buy bottled water for one reason: to stock our tornado shelter. I do toss it (recycle) out after the expiration date since the shelter is buried in the garage and the bottles get exposed to gas fumes and bugs over that entire period.

Bottled water is dumb as shit. I get that maybe you need some for your emergency supply, but on a day to day basis? In most first world countries tap water is cleaner and healthier than bottled water. It’s absolutely ridiculous and people who drink bottled water daily should be shamed.

Agreed! and good for you. +1 We watched them pull an entire barge of them out of the ocean in San Diego once and it was astonishing.....they’re evil and there’s really no need for them if you plan ahead and simply use your own bottle. I know people who buy cases a week at Costco and wanna slap em.

I’m with you on that. I drink maybe 3 or 4 bottles of water a year, which is too many. I fully accept that my lack of planning causes me to have to buy bottled water once in a great while. But at least I properly dispose of (or try to recycle) the bottles.

I believe bottled water is evil. I hate irresponsible people who can’t seem to recycle their empties and if you live coastal and have ever seen how much of them come out of the ocean, you’d (hopefully) ban them from your life. We did by getting a filter system and re-using our own water bottles because of the…

“a bison looked at them and was like ‘Fuck this person.’”

I certainly don’t recall anything working class about Kirk.

I liked State of Affairs. She was basically playing herself but as a (sometimes) smart spy, so it made it ok to watch.

I certainly disagree that Star Trek wasn’t and doesn’t continue to be (at most with the exception of the last two movies, which were made to appeal to wider audiences) political. The role of scifi is to explore current political and social issues through a lens that allows us the distance necessary to assess and…

To quote Deray McKesson: watch whiteness work.

So they can say “dick” on national TV with no problem, but they can’t fucking say areola on late night TV?