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CruisingChicksWithArnimZola
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It’s a small comfort that this dipshit hates being president, but it’s all I‘ve got.

Just a sincere note of appreciation to Mr. Crews for speaking out. I didn’t think I could admire him more.

Gosh, who broke your neck in a pointless retread of a superior original?

Oh my god fuck off. You are seriously complaining about the article “spoiling” the trailer.

They’re back! in PORG form.

I hope that porgs turn out to be something that Chewbacca eats like popcorn.

And to think all it took was 20 years of a clear pattern of continuous sexual harassment and abuse.

That only works if you’re black. If you’re white he’ll assume you’re praying and will never fucking leave.

Because a black guy got to be president and white america decided to burn the world down because of it.

There is no god and we’re ruled by idiots.

So if I’m at an event and Pence is there, all I have to do to get him to leave is to kneel? Shouldn’t this be on Lifehacker?

Heh. It’s going to be funny* to watch 4,000 R&M fans threaten to rape your family because you called it Rick & Marty. 

“There are worse horror stories, too; people are reporting fights breaking out, lines blocking traffic...” people driving for 40 minutes and then spending an hour in line...

He’s a straight talker!

That’s what you took away from this?

Yes, it’s called Youtube, and it’s not very secret.

Ohhh, ‘fucking’ morons need the most attention.

Ralphie May also saved the life of a child who was choking last year, which is more than most other people have done.

Ugh his DM’s are so gross. The faux-awkward, hands-in-pockets-with-shoulders-shrugged “I’m just a big’ol nerd gee golly misses you sure are pretty” vibes makes me want to kick him in the teeth.