Just saying you must have done something right in your musical career if you get paid tribute by everyone from Miley Cyrus, Imagine Dragons, to Steve Earl

Really? I was expecting a lot more cocaine. When she said she wanted the train filled to the brim with cocaine, I expected a drug version of this.

I was so obsessed with the food puns that I made up a list of like 20-25 of my own the other day. NO REGRETS!

Yeah, like, send it to her anyway Eleanor! C’mon now!

It blows me away how she was exactly right for “real” Eleanor, and now she’s exactly right for “underutilized,” attention-seeking Vicky.

Is it wrong that I really want Mindy to get some cocaine?

A pop culture figure said something dumb, and a pop culture website says “A pop culture figure said something dumb”. “Exactly how pointless and buffoonish is it to be angry about THAT?”, one might ask themselves.

You know, not you, obviously, but others might.

Bro, it’s a line that can move forward or zig-zag. It’s easy. The CTE ridden remains of Jordy Nelson’s skull can kind of understand a route—anyone can understand a route.

Every time I see or hear someone use “females” in that way, all I can think of are Ferengi.

(Grabs card) This is written in crayon! And it says, ‘Buy milk’! And ‘milk’ is misspelled!

Of course it makes sense. She’s a stupid person.

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Does Trump understand that Puerto Rico is part of the United States?

I like the fact that “ability to take a punch” is apparently one of the Mouseketeer requirements. Do they also get sent up into the mountains to kill a wolf when they hit puberty?

Is he in coffin #1, coffin #2, or....

Tahini, Cheeto, Jerome, Busty Alexa...

Or you could read the librarian’s actual response suggesting that donating books to a library in an already wealthy, predominately white neighborhood is dumb, giving suggestions as to better places to choose, but nah the White House’s narrative makes for better clickbait, good job AV Club!

In fairness, this is the best justification for “can’t you see that you’re in love” I’ve ever seen.

I’m a little hesitant about throwing away a season’s worth of character development. I really enjoyed the ways the main 4 interacted/grew.

I only wish she were saying this in character as Maggie Lizer.