I would love to see Trump try to defend himself in court.

This is the platonic ideal of the sad upvote.

I believe it was Dave Cockrum who wanted that. I remember the seeds of the mutated wolverine backstory being planted before Byrne showed up.

William Fichtner?

Up?

Here we are/

I’d like to nominate “Play La Marseillaise” from “Casablanca.”

Shoplifting dog repellent and a fucking hammer!

A virus can’t catch a virus, silly.

I’m with you on this. It feels like every decision Gaiman makes in the novel to change things up and subvert our expectations is, in the movie, made into a chance to do something we’ve already seen a thousand times.

Eh, she’s an okay grandmother.

“I WILL NOT EAT ONE IOTA OF SHIT!”

I had a dream. I had an awesome dream that I could watch a movie without having to force myself into giving a fraction of a shit about who the protagonist’s mom and dad are.

I always thought the first line was “Mama just killed a man”, not “Mama, just killed a man.”

Laser focused.

Which is how a goalie would play third base. Makes sense.

Indiana. But it turns out I was thinking of Miller Beach, which is actually part of Gary. My bad.

Definitely Miller.

Same here. I think I was mixing him up with Brad Renfro.

Jorts are made out of orphans, you monster!