Don’t talk to me about eyebrows. I’ve been trying to correct the mistakes I made in the overplucking era circa 1999 for 15 years, and they are still a mess.

Scouts should not be used as a political football on issues that can often be heated and divisive.

meh, why not.

Me watching this: SHUT UP JIMMY FALLON

My humungo crush on Tina Fey knows NO BOUNDS. I can’t deal.

It’s going to be so satisfying walking past the long Star wars queue to watch Sisters. Suck it, nerds!

Safe, effective education should be a federal concern. Our school system is an international joke.

Let’s be more specific.

“...because some people are terrible.”

I am pretty sure that thisonetimewhen thinks Jesse Eisenberg was just using hyperbole to describe how he felt being screamed at during a fan-based convention for which was was paid millions of dollars. And that because he was just using this literary device, he should be excused for comparing a work experience for…

stop.

please continue this fanfic

As a human with severe anxiety I can attest it is super horrible. So many people, so much screaming, so many loud noises. HORRIBLE.

SERIOUSLY. He is being a total shanda for the goyim right now.

Between sips of his Mimosa, Eisenberg’s eyes widened. He waved for his personal masseuse to stay her hand. It was then that he realized the many ways his penthouse suite at ComicCon was not unlike the attic of the Anne Frank House.

If he’d flubbed his press at Comic Con, I’d have some sympathy and hope that his contract with DC was for just one movie and that he could go his own way after that.

And yet still not actually comparable to genocide.

This quote pretty much guaranteed that it will be trite, self-obsessed and obtuse. SKIP IT.