Unless SWA is suddenly a government entity, there was no infringement of his free speech. Does no one take fucking basic civics anymore????

Good for Southwest for recording the whole thing. I'm not usually on the airlines' side, but in this case, this guy was a douche. It sounds like the flight attendants were polite and gave him a chance, and he's lying out of his ass.

No one was slammed? And for the record, I think all famous actors, regardless of gender, are ridiculously overpaid for a job that isn't very hard.

Ironically, I chose not to spell it that way because I thought I'd get too many "#corrections."

That last one leaved me I feeling like I just had to pick a favourite child. Cancelling plans still wins out. I actually gasped out loud when I saw the match up.

Noooo. As a librarian, please, for the love of god, NO.

She gave us a weird assignment, to go out in public and act white for 30 minutes.

To be fair, modern air travel is obviously actual torture.

I know that it's possible they'll figure out a way to blame the nun for this happening to her, but I'm going to cling to the very tiny shred of hope that maybe this will make all the victim blamers pause.

Hmmm

Awwwwwwwwwww. My family still does "It's PRECIOUS TO MEEEEEEE," because that's what I would sob at my mother when she'd throw away the garbage/scraps of rando paper from under my bed.

If their parents are paying the tab, then it's a different story.

From what I understand, all these averages are skewed by ridiculously expensive weddings and the real average cost is far lower.

This was one of their best episodes yet! I know I say that every week, but this time I really mean it you guys.

"Of course, lots of teens write violent fiction and manage to never kill their parents."

#NotAllTeens

#NoRaegrets

This Robin Wright quote my heavens: "I've never laughed more, read more, or come more than with Ben."

Say what you will about Madonna being an insufferable attention-hungry inconsiderate and self obsessed moron, bitch is living her best life.