Was there ever such a time in America?

I’m the opposite way - 1 income and I pay both our rents

Been w my bf going on 9 years and we never moved in together, cuz I feel I’d go crazy if we did.

Completely different situation. One is a high altitude flight over a separatist region in Ukraine, shot down by a rogue, untrained militia using “borrowed” equipment.

the ones on the top image sure look like punctures, but ones on the bottom have been confirmed to be rocks and pebbles.

Highly unlikely. There would have to be incompetence on a grand scale to shoot down a plane right next to the airport. Planes fly in an out all the time- there must be multiple checks involved to make sure you’re not targeting a friendly. If there was a shootdown, it must be a rouge actor and not “a battery protecting…

I smell envy. So he was born rich - what was he supposed to do - go to a monastery and repent for his father’s sins? Yes dude had a leg up - and he built on that with 2 visionary companies. 

Elon Musk will take care of it. 

If you value your life, don’t book Allegiant. 

Love JetBlue - though terminal 5 at JFK can be a madhouse at times. Somehow Jetblue got TSA to relax their regs at that terminal so at rush hours no one has to take their shoes off...

Can anyone explain to me why bathrooms are designed with gaps at the bottom so you can see your neighbor’s feet? Who came up with that brilliant idea and what is the logic behind it?

Or regular fusion, to be honest. 

Russians have a sense of tribalism stronger than their morality. They will defend theives and arms dealers from foreigners if they are also Russian.

“Everyone knows that squats are the single best exercise for fucking up your knees.” FIFY

Millenials didn’t study chemistry at school and keep effing up the mixtures. 

Just nuke a huge hole in some remote place like Sahara, build a canal to it and presto - you can control the world’s sea levels. Problem solved.

Because of baby yoda - duh! So this yoda is not the same yoda as in the original star wars movies, I take it...

New York has weather, but it’s not that cold. 

It’s clearly not translated by a Russian, otherwise it wouldn’t have useless English words like “the” and “of”

What are the odds that this deer gets run over on a Maine highway in the next few years?