I wonder if he can just walk into Apple HQ and walk around like a boss...

Two towers was good, Fellowship of the ring was OK. The rest blow anus. 

Damn, I really like this app, I use it for all my receipts. 

It’s clearly there to bring something back. Otherwise it wouldn’t be reusable. 

Less entertaining than the ass-slapping championships though:

Sure. Up top you say “Вы едите.” Which means “You eat”. But the “You” is formal. It’s the You that you apply to someone that you are meeting for the first time or someone you’d call Mr. or Mrs. in English when addressing them (i.e. not your friend or your kid or something, that would be ты.) Then in the bottom section…

Could be?

I think they saw Chernobyl and we’re like: “we did a pretty good job back then, it could have been worse.”

U-235-Pop

“едят вас.” at the end there would have been more appropriate.

A ton of crypto companies are HQ’d there. 

As someone born in mid-October, I’m alarmed by how unbalanced this whole thing is. 

Self employment tax of 15+% fcuks me every year.

either teach your kids to not hang out with pedophiles, or don’t have kids. 

No question who’s hotter

If the Overton Window got any bigger, it would become the Overton Garage Door.

That’s why he has no shot in hell of winning this election. 

The first design called for 88 planes. 

Had these in my college (Umich).

Germans always looking to sneak in a Swastika: