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Two towers was good, Fellowship of the ring was OK. The rest blow anus. 

Damn, I really like this app, I use it for all my receipts. 

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Less entertaining than the ass-slapping championships though:

Self employment tax of 15+% fcuks me every year.

either teach your kids to not hang out with pedophiles, or don’t have kids. 

No question who’s hotter

Your dad is the carrier of an ancient greek tradition.

Just get an anchor and ur good to go.

That’s what the bulbous bow is for.

I feel I could go to jail by just clicking on this article.

I feel I could go to jail by just clicking on this article. 

How well do you know Erdogan’s resume?

The abortion clinics in Tuscaloosa are doing God’s work.

Interesting that top speed is what is measured, rather than some equivalent of the 40-yard dash like in American Football. 

Using words like apropos, disinclined, anecdata makes you look like a total asshat. 

Sounds like that girl sexually assaulted him. 

From that passage, sounds like he was sexually assaulted by that girl. 

Raise the age to own a gun to 30+

He’s a child of the 1980 Olympics. 

Zenit is Russian for Zenith - obviously. Their fans are affectionately called “bums” because they sleep in train stations when they travel to away matches.