The number of odd/disgusting things eaten by my Polish grandfather are too long to list in a tweet. Lots of pickled fish of unknown origin.

Definitely Won The Australian Open While Pregnant

Given all the hunger and suffering in today’s world, this is nothing short of terroirism.

You think that’s awkward? You should have seen the rookie who asked Rex Ryan about footing the bill.

“Cleveland faces the Bills next Sunday” was the first draft of Hemingway’s famous six-word story.

I actually just started working out about a week ago. Enjoying a gym session really depends on your gym! At mine, no one is judging me for watching Flip Flappers on the Elliptical (or talking to me). It’s great. At others, random men want to tell me how to do crunches. It’s a toss-up.

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

I look forward to reading his upcoming Deadspin articles.

This is awful. But if anyone can come back from this, it’s this guy.

Take your star, you jerk.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Seems to me, Texas really shouldn’t be making a show of dragging things behind a pickup truck.

Fuck cancer.

And since the Bay Area is sexually liberal, the Raiders plan to jack Del Rio.

Whatever interior you want is inferior and awful. Just stop. You chose wrong.

It hasn't been as widely reported, but Andy Dalton was also walking gingerly after their game.

It was a $5700 watch, but now it’s only $5597.99. Feel like I'm at meh.com :)

Yunick’s Basketball in the gas tank, or his 11 foot fuel line.

I wouldn’t call them overalls as much as I’d call them around-somes.