i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

My cousin is a plumber and got called to a house that he figured out was Todd Haley’s to install a urinal in the master bathroom.

Barber: What kind of look are you going for, bud?

I thought this paragraph from Charlie Pierce yesterday really summed it all up:

Biggest differences: Volume and Experience.

“With this magic schedule, I can squeeze it in between kickball and cornhole!”

Seriously. Dude just got got.

Damn, Whitlock got put in a vacant.

Is it just me, or is Adrian Beltre one of the coolest cats in baseball?

I believe the quote from Nate’s book went something like this: “If you fail the annual drug test it means you are are either stupid or have a problem.” If you haven’t already, pick that book up. Such a solid read.

My son was born on April 1st and that little disappointment continues to be the cruelest prank the universe has ever played on me.

Okay guys, I know a large percentage of us never read the linked articles on these posts, but seriously, drop whatever or whoever you are doing and go read that story. Lund does the damn thing here.

If you can find cheap flighs, Thailand, Malaysia, Laos, and Cambodia are all amazing and cheap once you are there for things like food and hotels. Do not come during the high season, Northern Hemispehere's winter, if you are on a budget. From major cities like Bangkok or Kuala Lumpur there are many cheap flights to…

If you smoke marijuana, Tony Stewart will kill you.

Full disclosure: Proud Polish boy here, and I've heard all the jokes. But it's days like this that I simply don't understand how the good Polish people have the unearned reputation of folding against the blitz.

"I'm not doin' it" - Karl Pilkington

Assuming he signed the policy, this should actually increase Winston's draft stock as it proves he can actually read coverage.

As a high school student, I consider myself to be fairly experienced with the other gender.