I assume the independent review was carried out by a Boston sports radio host.

jogging?

I haven’t been this excited to see a pixelated blue square leap over a red one since the first time I played the Atari 2600.

For context- Katie Brown is probably one of the best, if not the best, hockey reporters. Period. Her work before this is superb.

Definitely the back side. If it were the front, there’d be a bulge for that raging hard on he perpetually has for whatever brand he is thinking about.

I Googled “SandpiperAir.”

There are times you need a slimy miscreant with a questionable moral compass and a lack of human compassion on your side. But marriage should probably not be one of those times.

You have two minutes of editing time remaining to forever erase the stain of these two conflicting sentences.

The police have nothing to go on.

Listen, my grandfather didn’t fight in WWII so some liberal ass company could wish me happy holidays. He fought for a racially pure Nazi Germany.

oh man, this guy is going to be soooo pissed when he sees the new Zatarain’s logo

Via cheating.

Sad story but when ranking climbs, I still think the most famous climb involving a Kennedy was when Jackie climbed onto the back of the limo in Dallas back in ‘63.

3-for-13 in 27 minutes? The Lakers sold out Staples every night with fans seeing Kobe do that on a daily basis in his final years.

How is this a LifeHack? Easy! Join the military, get Viagra - its that simple!

Really? You make a drug reference regarding how mellow Jamaica was and you pick Valium? JAMAICA?

I think someone needs to enjoy a steaming cup of shut-the-fuck-up while the rest of us warm ourselves by laughing at the dumpster fire that is the knicks. And, hey, thanks for caring enough about the knicks to take the time to comment on a post about them, I’m sure somebody has to appreciate it.

Let me translate what he meant: When you’re working a glory hole, one does not typically meet the gentleman paying you.

“This time, don’t be afraid to lean into it.”

Why did a trash can magically appear next to that white guy?