This is an unreasonably condescending article.

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This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

Wow, that was some creative thinking by the judge who had it 117-111.

Posting a picture of your best player with the word “Resigned” underneath sends a pretty conflicting message.

How is Deadspin also perpetuating this [...] narrative [...] that somehow caught on on Reddit?

I think Bill Simmons talked about that back when he was cool and when I was cool for reading him. Neither of those are true now.

“Have to”

Only if Embiid could have played in at least 50 games. Can’t hate on Brogdon because he’s a good player but man, if there was one year where the league could have said “nope, no Rookie of the Year will be awarded”, this would have been it.

Boogie and Brow aren’t what’s wrong with the Pelicans. Idk how anyone could think otherwise.

Or, the Pelicans make the playoffs with solid outside shooting, an off-season together plus the addition of Chris Finch, and a continuing of the upward trend we saw at the end of last season. Boogie re-signs. See? Just depends on what team you’re a fan of.

This is my favorite Celtics “rumor.” Davis is under contract for four more years at below market value given the new salary structure. But sure, they’ll definitely be looking to unload a generational talent once Ainge comes calling.

Anthony Davis isn’t a FA until 2021.

Ainge defenders will always point to another star player that might hypothetically be available in the future being the reason why Ainge missed out on the currently available player.

Found this fan photo of Sicnarf’s round taken from the stands

Of course she’s dead. Also... this show was okay, but still didn’t deserve the hype and I look forward to skipping season 2

You don’t install them on the off chance of anything. Calling bs on your altruistic/for the public safety/cya- we add it because our consumer may attempt to defraud the court. I can’t speak for all jurisdictions, but it has been 5+ years (maybe 7 or so) since I’ve had a client ordered to have a intox device without a…

Yeah, I have drunk Kombucha and fucked with a breathalyzer before, because why not? Let’s just suffice it to say... this is decidedly not how Michael Floyd’s Saturday night went.

Awful lot of talking going on after what was literally the least special championship run in history.

CU later coach. If the Buffs have any respect for their community you will be shown the door. Please walk into it on your way out.