See? I told you Miami fashions set the trends for the rest of the country.

So it sounds like she lost a lot of weight to win a lot of money and now she's healthy and rich. Sorry haterz.

It's the Redskins - what could go wrong?

Best twitter account out there. I laugh every time.

People with detailed fantasies about prison rape are like cross fit athletes. They're going to tell you about it whether you want them to or not.

"Sure, honey, we can get married at a hockey game, but that really isn't what I meant when I said 'no teeth.'"

This list is so fucked Derek Jeter keeps trying to give it a gift basket.

Fucking idiots. Everyone from St. Louis knows that rules aren't supposed to be written.

I think he'll be looking for a pitch he can hit, Bob.

This is an honest to God real bracket that was submitted in my friend's office pool.

That is literally, the best tweet- in the history of the universe.

Any fan who thought the large beer was a better deal and shelled out $7 for the 20 oz. beer instead of paying $8 for two 16 oz. deserves what they got.

Sajak: Let's get ready for another tossup:

Look, just because Marchman did it, we don't need every writer posting their awful breakfast rankings.

"Zero."

Give Danica a break. That was the first time she ever saw someone in her rearview mirror.

"We couldn't possibly run down all the dignitaries who appear in this bit..."

Haven't seen this many Miami pros and cons since the last Dolphins-Hurricanes scrimmage.