It’s only the limit if the line is drawn at paralysis

Ha! That’s ironic...right?

I, for one, would be sad to see this happen; the running joke has provided me far more joy than the McFlurry ever could

Kind of, but with added disappointment and regret

I’m really disappointed at how the commentariat has let you get away with this article, so I ran this through my copy of MS Word 98’s auto-summarize feature:

My favorite part is when adults say “kids now are so much worse than when we were kids”

I like the idea of littering my yard with plastics

Olive Garden has taught me that bread is free. Working at Olive Garden has taught me you don’t even need to say please when asking for more. It is an inalienable human right. MORE BREAD

I’m leaning towards armed robbery

Requirements loosened up once it became apparent we were in the middle of a pant-demic

You should be in the clear, genitals on WebEx is generally acceptable

Hi new people!

Between Lacey’s very direct admission of what he’d done and how his music just got darker and more conflicted (the timeline puts the abuse between Your Favorite Weapon and Deja Entendu, and his sex addiction rehab followed The Devil and God..) it’s got an authenticity I just don’t know what to do with.

Way to bury the lede about Delaware Punch being discontinued!

Or...and follow me here...you could purchase your shows/movies/music.

I came across my old and busted iPhone SE 1st gen the other day and longed for the perfect form factor. I know Steve Jobs thought that was too big, and my thumb just barely reached the far upper corner.

I think a solid piece of advice for everyone would be “never overvalue your dignity”

Actually, their Instagram post was the best corporate sorry-not-Sorry ever. They said “this campaign was wildly successful, we appreciate your feedback, and we removed it.”

I think it’s less for Twitter likes and more for promoting their work at a bear sanctuary that’s closed to the public

I don’t know but I want one