Hear, hear. I will miss watching Holtby throw back his sweat drenched mane. Far sexier than Lundqvist 

To be fair, I’ve had the same problem. Made for some awkward dinner dates

This is the blog where we talk about how to eat caramel apples, ranking hot pockets, chewing v. sucking candy, watching a baby give us recipes, and asking celebrities if a hot dog is a sandwich. We’re here for the non-stories because they’re fun

Haven’t read the article yet, just showing my appreciation for the top flight pun in the headline. 

I respect you as a member of the Takeout commentariat, and thus someone of intrinsically good taste, but - speaking as someone who likes both depending on my mood - I can’t take your chicken opinions seriously if kfc is on par with Popeyes in your book!

I wish they’d release the Trump meal. Two filet o fish, two Big Macs, and a chocolate shake

Appreciated, and I’m sure what you’re saying happens. I would point out that the idea of “fake it til you make it” is real - ie one can only fake it so much until it actually affects their mood and demeanor positively and becomes real.

Okay, hold on, I can’t let you slide by saying that Popeyes isn’t the best fried chicken from a fast food restaurant.

I ordered a sandwich with no mayonnaise because 1) Chick-fil-a taught me you don’t need to rely on mayonnaise to make a sandwich good and 2) I didn’t want one of the sandwiches that were piled up under the heat lamp.

The line moves at an impressive clip, but I know which Chick-fil-A locations have curbside and I’ll take that option everyday and twice on Sunday

I worked there when they first started the “my pleasure” initiative. We thought it was hokey, but we went along with it. Not going to lie, it still influences me today  

The thing that strikes me the most is wondering how much this has affected my world view growing up. I am ashamed to admit I am guilty of leering and I wonder why it comes so easy. Articles like this shock me at how such behavior was ever normalized.

Because it worked so well for Kaine?

I thought this as well, but with pizza margins being what they are (https://thetakeout.com/the-cost-breakdown-of-a-pizza-1835340201) and third party delivery sites running in the red in an attempt to take the ubiquity and saturation that pulls customers away from calling shops directly...it likely wouldn’t be so bad…

Irony is you might be the last one to do that

I mean...I can’t imagine the pedialyte McFlurry would be WORSE if you added cheese to it...

I’m pretty sure they picked it as a troll move. Unless...maybe they are sucking when everyone else is chewing...

Careful bud. Soon they’ll make a Cruzehatch “get off my lawn” special. Pretty sure it’s a regular hamburger, small fry, and a pedialyte mcflurry

The worst part is when she said “With my recent positive test, I will begin the quarantine process and will continue working on behalf of the American people remotely,” she wrote on Twitter.”

Yes... that’s my favorite thing about people complaining about things like “clickbait society”