Oh wow. I always did that with shame. I’m so glad to hear it’s socially acceptable.

I may ridicule you, but I also deeply respect you.

He didn’t wash his hands so much as he let soap slide off his hand and continue rinsing his hands for the remaining 18 seconds

This is accurate. As a server I would have felt the same way because of the chance I could hustle and make more. But it is a very micro-level view—focused on the immediate personal need.

I will always appreciate him for his historical archive of the greatness of rock-a-dile red

I think my favorite part is that Alison chose hot pockets with the third pick, as if she worried someone else might take it

Crackers are made to be vessels for other things

Hear, hear

Everybody deserves to be paid a good wage by their employer

“tip what you can afford”

I feel like, when a community is in need, the need is not Twinkies

If it were Beth, I’d say you have an argument for trademark infringement

Indiana’s Starlight Distillery

It is a grey area that proprietors use to their advantage. Tipping itself is a system that outsources an employees pay from the employer to the customer. Instead of the employees wage being included in the cost of the food, it’s an additional charge that the business gets to pretend they’re not responsible for and the…

:: goes back up to check because I was sure it said toddler::

:: goes back up to check because I was sure it said toddler::

I think the complaining of Joe Biden doing it is valid. And don’t say you’ll do it in an attempt to get people to give you the chance to do it. Just... do it when the time comes. Because you have a bad history of supporting women so don’t any like it’s some big deal.

Allison, words aren’t enough. Its impossible for you to ever receive the recognition and appreciation you deserve from the public. Thanks for letting us take our best shot.

If I’m understanding the Pornhub Insights report correctly...people are searching for...coronavirus porn?

I loved how I was reading this, thinking “isn’t it amazing how animals can sense distress...oh”