#WendysBreakfastBattle

I’m not sure that’s entirely accurate. Marnie, I think Aimee would do a good job researching this

Emptyspaces is right about Colman’s. Their mustard is my number one, although having plenty of options is crucial

Emptyspaces is right about Colman’s. Their mustard is my number one, although having plenty of options is crucial

Ooh you’re on the right track but rockadile red is superior

Apple cinnamon cream of wheat

Yep. Out of a paper cup.

The movie Sideways did terrible things for consumer wine knowledge, mostly because people treated it like a documentary instead of a work of art/literature.

Today in Time magazine: Passive aggressive person sees passive aggression everywhere

My local McDonald’s has a much stricter enforcement of the no loitering policy

Would bang.

Also my girlfriend was either upset or confused when she walked in on me having sex with a stick of butter and a jar of honey. Really quite awkward 

I guess maybe a whopper could be delicious if I didn’t have to taste it for the next three hours after

The true problem is that if I have Oreos, I have to choose milk as my complimentary beverage. And if I get milk, I can’t get get tomato juice. And if I can’t have tomato juice on the plane, well where the hell else am I gonna drink tomato juice?

Looking forward to the April fools takeout draft where they have to draft condiments for their Oreos. The two runner ups, as voted by the readers, have to taste and report the combinations dreamed up by the winner.

Hey now. The popping candy was the best part and made me WANT to like it. Couldn’t convince myself though

My friend is an ardent Capitals fan. During the championship run, she shared a package of Cherry Coke OREOS with me

I’m excited that we are 11 years away from confusing an Adele album with reggie and the full effect.

What if they feed them bug butter?

I’m not one to say we need to keep jobs that have been replaced by superior systems, eg theres no reason to prop up the coal industry.

Denied. I support BBW