Just Like Al Haig?

After Stone bolted I used to “watch” white sox games to listen to him. Hawk made me hate myself.

Yeah, when the DH has to play a position bad things happen.

Good God...Ben Mcdonald’s hand would probably abrade off trying to throw this ball.

Go Larry!

Photo Credit: Patrick Pleul/AP [NOTE: this is not Larry; this is a stock photo of a snail. For reasons passing understanding, neither Getty nor the AP seem to have sent photographers to the World Snail Racing Championship. I, too, am saddened by this.]

Given that in Texas you can shoot a man for stealing your horse....what can you do to him for stealing your dog? Or ransoming your dog...as it is.

Tried hard. Could not find one second of bad Italian football. Nope, nary a secondo.

Ow. That hurts to watch.

Pandas are true bears. Koalas are just raccoons in disguise.

There is some value in being able to say “Well, I’m done with this tree.” and just let go.

nice try.

He’s obviously a terrible person. What kind of Canadian would do that to beer?

Yep, you do. And “real soon now” Sonos will work with Alexa. Beta testing is starting soon so the rumours go. (can confirm) I have the Playbar, 2 Play-3s and the Sub (oh my god...the bass). It’s great. I’m going to pick up a pair of Play-1s and put 1 in the bedroom and 1 in the kitchen. They’ll also double as rear…

Who?

I vividly remember my mother saying as we drove by a chain gang working on the side of the road, “This is what happens when you’re bad. Now wave at your Uncle Billy.”

My mom’s side of the family is big on yard work. ‘Course they spent a lot of time on the chain gang. Ahhh...the 60's in South Carolina. joy.

Go, Elephants!