Usted, Señor Don Bob Ley, es un caballero.

That’s what Sergio gets for learning how to do sideline reports by watching old tapes of Eric Dickerson.

Daily reminder that Bob Ley is a national treasure.

You’re right, white supremacists are dumb.

Tragic. Take away sports and kids will grow up to be useless unproductive bums who lay on their couch all day commenting on Deadspin waiting for their Dominos to arrive.

The dog keeps the mustard and relish in the bun and off your shirt.

Starred simply for proper internet usage of “you’re” and “your”. Would have given bonus points if you had worked “yore” in there somehow.

I’d also point out that you’re making your hot dogs all wrong. First you open the bun, add the condiments you want. Then you add the dog on top of the condiments. The dog keeps the mustard and relish in the bun and off your shirt.

I’d like this trade better if it was for that Boog.

The only Boog Powell that matters in baseball today:

Guaranteed to happen: Bears fans will notice Cutler is putting up better numbers than Chubinsky/Glennon and wonder aloud why he never played that well for the Bears.

You just got the greatest QB in the history of the Bear’s franchise.

what exactly don’t you like about this signing?

But you guys win so many games!

I FUCKING HATE BEING A DOLPHINS FAN

After carefully mulling this over, Roger suspends you for 8 games because, in your words: “we’re chalking this up as a coincidence.”

It's got sharp, pointy teeth!