Earth, Wind, and Ozzy

Next year.

Yesterday I felt good. Today I falafel.

There be dragons!

Let’s Get Away From It All - Dusty Springfield/Mel Torme

Asterix >Vercingetorix

That picture just creeps me out. It’s Truman Capote’s lack-talent relative.

Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres.

And what? They’re right for a change? Blind chipmunk.

Oh Nicole.

Huh? He won’t be tried twice for the same crime...he’ll be tried once for each crime.

Huxton Creepers - I Will Persuade You

I’m drinking alone now. I picked up a 6-pack of Escapist IPA from Temperance Beer in Evanston on the way home and its 6.7% abv is kicking my butt.

Yeah. Pot is decriminalized in Chicago yet CPD arrests 93% of misdemeanor pot possession violations rather than write the appropriate ticket. I bet you can determine the demographics on your own.

He’s no Dan Quayle.

Mmmmm....”heat death of the universe”. Any chance we can speed that up? Like...Tuesday? Wednesday morning latest?

Colors are all good. Some should be on cars some should be on couches.

JD mentioned the other night that Marte had put on 20 lbs of muscle in the off season.

I’m a puritan when it comes to pimento cheese. Nothing to distract from its sharpness with the subtle burn from the cayenne and that little bit or tartness from that teaspoon of pickle juice you sneak in but never tell anyone about.

Red onion? That’s a Bermuda onion. And it’s purple, anyway. (channeling my grandmother there.)