1lb block of sharp cheddar, 1 little jar of pimentos, 1 dollop of Duke’s Mayo, cayenne to taste. My mother’s recipe. Seems to have worked well for the last 65 years.

Somewhere an actuarial said, “Ya’ know...people are living too long. We’ll never make any money if this keeps up.” And somewhere a lobbyist whispered, “Cut healthcare.” And it was done.

Bodeans - Fade Away

And still on sports radio in Chicago you can hear fans bemoaning the loss of Rose and Noah.

Nice gimmick and like most was eventually exposed and exploited.

Eh, it’s not like they play baseball there anyway.

That’s a fairly ungrateful bunch. They’ll never see the Prem again.

<golf clap>

Peter Cetera makes me want to drink bleach.

Elvis Costello - Mystery Dance

https://theflatearthsociety.org/home/

Real Situation - Bob Marley 

That sweeper at the end really knew how to drive the point home!

Rose Royce - I Wanna Get Next To You

Reelin’ in the Years - Steely Dan

Im Afraid Of Americans - David Bowie