Cubs are 24-6.

Or....What the Fabulous Thunderbirds wish they sounded like.

Exactly what I thought. And..since there won’t be any more new Morphine...this’ll have to do.

Babaric.

Mark Collie - In Time

After Dark - Tito and Tarantula

Angry old white guy doesn’t riot...he yells a lot then falls asleep in his recliner. His wife puts a comforter on him and he wakes up several hours later in a little puddle of drool after a hot dream about Raquel Welch in a leopard skin leotard.

I’ll pitch in. Another alright.

Heh, Myrtle Beach, SC? That bastion of liberal tolerance? I wonder how many of my relatives will be on the jury? I set the over/under at 3.

Did you miss this by chance?

Oh , Lovey, let’s go yachting!

I haven’t seen or talked to my Dad since 2008. He’s 84. I’m 56. He left my Mom when I was 8...didn’t show up again until I was 24. During that period of time my mother remarried a raging alcoholic who beat us routinely until he died from cirrhosis. My mom worked 2 jobs to put me through a tony all male private school…