The only good advice I ever got from my father was, “Go to school, get an education, get off this farm and never look back.” Everything else was, “You gotta do what you gotta do.”

You are correct. It’s obvious the man has suffered brain damage.

Sham Wow!

His name is Idefix. He’s Obelix’s dog.

I eat a big breakfast...then I have to lay down for a while.

I want to go to Weinerschnitzel.

I spent a lot of time watching the Charleston Pirates in 70s and then the Durham Bulls while in college in the early 80s. Now I go watch the Cubs.

It’s 10 miles farther. 3.1 miles vs. 13.1 miles.

Yay! My 1/2 marathon time is better than a 12 year old who thought she was running 3.1 miles and ran 13.1 miles instead. I got her by 43 minutes right now. She’ll pass me on her next one for sure. I now have nothing to live for.

And before that...before television, you might be a Yankees fan but unless you lived in NYC there was little chance you were going to see them in person. You followed them in the paper and listened to them on the radio when they were on on. Back then the minors leagues were a big deal. If you lived in a city with a…

People dream of playing for the Mud Hens, man! That’s a fabled baseball team.

His employer might want to distant themselves from someone whose views are such as his.

I really liked the commercial. I see baseball. I hear the Korean language being spoken. I expect to see bat flips. Alas no bat flips.

I might argue James Worthy over Shaq.

And I’m sorta pissed off that none of you showed me this...a billionaire had to do it.

Go Cubs!