Joke’s on you: I saw Inspector Gadget voluntarily, by myself. (It was during my legendary six-theatrical-movies-in-one-day binge in October 1999. Suffice it to say that Inspector Gadget was not the worst movie I saw that day... at least, not by itself: it was a three-way tie between that, Universal Soldier: The Return,…

sigh.

A quick shout out to whomever is dicking around with the Kinja UI. This “links on the right” shit isn’t working.

He’s a ‘disgraced US senator’? Fuck that shit. What happened to him was the only disgrace.

“Here is a photo of two related people who look alike.”

Jeez Paul, why not just wear a sign that says "I'm a racist" on you at all times? Cuz that's one goddamn racist take.

Cool, I guess?

I love your hair.

‘good-natured ribbing’?  I’m serious when I complain about how far downhill AVC has gone.

I know we give this site of good-natured ribbing about how it has gone downhill in the past several years, but good lord. This happened 5 days ago. You've posted like three retrospectives about how Friends wasn't actually very good since then. How is this just now news?

Shawn Ashmore is like, “It wasn’t me, it was my twin brother!!”

Or tunneling to Java?

If I were him I’d start with something a little easier, like splitting a railway carriage with his nose, or jogging to Mercury.

I hear he’s going to give up on crossing the channel, and focus instead on eating an entire Anglican cathedral.  

Did you hear that, Smithers? Garbo is coming!

I remember the old Dateline story about the Previa. The guy running the IIHS tests actually sold his own Previa after they tested it and he realized what a death trap it was.

Just take it one day at a time

Seemed like a pretty mediocre dentist, though.  

So now there are, what, 7 unfunny seasons of Archer that they shouldn’t have made?

Everything in Stranger Things from the plot, stories, and set design to the casting and soundtrack is specifically designed to evoke 80s nostalgia. All it is, literally, is a nostalgia delivery device. Being so I don’t think it’s all that far removed from Ready Player One.