What he means is, Harmon is drunk off his ass ON great spirits.

It can be two things.

This show is such a clusterfuck. Here’s to hoping they were mostly to blame for the last season’s sucking. And then it will improve here on out. But I doubt it.

It will take the good parts of games you really liked as kid and then imitate and rearrange them in ways that remind you of those other games, without saying or doing anything original itself.

*checks in on Archer, once a year every year, to see if the show gives enough of a crap to get back to the plot*

That’s because your Junior year of high school was spent in rehab.

Remember that time a few years ago, when Cameron was a contributor to the AV Club, and as a result, every time she sneezed it got a Newswire?

C’mon. Where’s your sense of history? They’re obviously taking a page out of the campy 70's TV show. The first season was set in the 40's, with Lyle Waggoner as Steve Trevor, and the 2nd and 3rd season set in the 70's, with Lyle Waggoner as his own son, Steve Trevor, Jr.

Man, I remember that shitty Tim Burton movie. What a waste of good visuals. What was with that tacked on ending with Christopher Lee as Wonka’s father the dentist? Who wanted that?

I dig it. They’re all in a certain vein of dark humor that wouldn’t be out of place in a Portal game.

Has anyone else noticed that the title, Ralph Breaks The Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2, is entirely redundant?

Now we know why C-3PO thought the Falcon had a peculiar dialect!

(*sigh* I’m not even sure why I’m doing this)

The first season of “Stranger Things” had me on its emotionally manipulative hook, particularly with most everything involving Eleven, especially when she looks into the mirror and says “Pretty?”

Sounds like a repressed memory trying to work its way out.

Is this the first tiny step towards Netflix starting to give in and accepting the idea that weekly shows AREN’T an antiquated, bad thing, and that maybe not everything needs to be dumped online at once?

I’ve been watching and it was amazing what an aimless slog the first 4 episodes are compared to the second 4.

When the average age of the performers is 50, you can assume that it’s going to be a quiet riot.

I haven’t seen AV Club drive a story into the ground this hard since the PWR BTTM fiasco.

I haven’t seen AV Club drive a story into the ground this hard since the PWR BTTM fiasco.