That was...a waste of potential.

This is terrible.

Why didn't THIS open the show?

Oh good. Stereotype time.

That's an impressive tower of hair.

Let's see how far his impression can carry this...

I bet something weird happens!

My husband Fang, haHA!

Wow. Was that a Magic Johnson-AIDS joke?

Is it over? Can I turn back?

You SNL bastards!

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Does EVERY host HAVE to sing?

This is a BIT too obscure to open the show with.

ALMOST Barbara Walters...

I can't look at that oddly angular abomination.

What's Groucho doing there?

Ok, sketch. Stop pretending this about more than him getting punched. just punch him some more.

I bet he gets punched about 5 or 6 more times. And it'll be FUNNY!