This is me reading all of this news everyday...

I’m living on mostly rice, these days, but still subscribe to the New Yorker.

Hey Comey, it could have been worse:

Maybe he misunderstood when they asked him to come into the box.

I clicked play. I saw that it was 8 minutes. I clicked pause. I thought to myself, “Fuck it, I trust Redford.” I clicked play.

I want to know what unholy deal Stephen A made with Satan that gets him on TV but leaves him always at a table with someone even shittier than he is.

Fox News Pays Tribute To Roger Ailes By Putting The Worst Possible Shit On TV Today

I know it’s not an “emergency” becuase you’re still in the fucking theater. You’re phone is a giant blinding light flickering.. it’s not about staring at your selfish ass. I didn’t pay good money to watch people yank out their phones every minute and a half

Sorry, but it’s hard to focus on the big screen in front of you when there is a small, brighter, glowing screen much closer. Unless it’s an emergency, it can wait. And if it is an emergency, well then leave the theater.

He’s never been IN the black either.

I think you might have relied to the wrong thing. But I totally agree.

Thanks for this explanation! I was curious as well.

A “pucker” of assholes?

LET HE OR SHE WHO HAS NOT ACCIDENTALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT MEMBERSHIP IN A NEO NAZI ORGANIZATION CAST THE FIRST STONE

Not crazy, just ignorant/trolling. Quadrapedal mammals aren’t shaped the way humans are, 1) no butt cheeks to smoosh poop on to. 2) Their sphincter is actually on a protruding point from their rear haunches again, so that there is nothing to rub against. 3) when they poop, their colon actually protrudes a tiny bit out…

There are anti-dog trolls now?