for the sexual thrill

I didn’t order the launch of those missiles, none of us did, and, guaranteed, we can all remember that the correct number of missiles is “59". There is no legitimate excuse for not knowing that basic (widely reported on cable TV ad naseum for days) fact other than being too dumb to function or senile. Both should be…

I knew I should have drafted him in my college domestic violence fantasy league.

That sentance made no sense.

As a veteran of the Iraq debacle I would like to add fuck Lee Greenwood and that fucking song.

Everything you said was rendered irrelevant when you called Hoosiers a bad sports movie. Two academy award nominations, AFIs fourth best sports film of all time, 88% on Rotten Tomatoes, Gene Hackman, Barbara Hershey, Dennis Hopper. You’re letting your partisanship cloud your judgement. Hoosiers is a great sports…

Imagine a player with the head of a very smart kind of elephant and the body of, well, also an elephant but FAST! Now imagine a man who is half goat and he has hooks for hands. That’s crazy! Why not? Why can’t I have hooks for hands and live in the sewer? I’m just saying there’s no real reason why not. Cam Newton. Tom…

He was pulled over in the town of Covington when police noticed the bullet holes on his car...

Let’s go with weird and sexual. Meet the mistress and the product of their affair...

Eight. One of which is clearly run by a dude with very little patience.

As a long-suffering M’s fan, I look forward every spring to another 84-78 season to be filled with disappointment and the odd All-Star performance. Seeing Paxton ring up a 14-11 record with a 2.38 ERA is going to be an absolute delight!

Peak performance from Rich Hill. His career best WAR is 3.4, but that was ten years ago and he’s never sustained it. He’s 37 now. So let’s say best case scenario, you know peak performance, and he gets 9 WAR in the next 3 years. That’s about $54mil in value. So they are paying a 37 year old with a history of endless…

TrumpBros brought faces, Antifa brought fists. What’s to ask?

You know, I’m starting to think this guy isn’t as good a negotiator as he claims he is.

The worlds are fine and all but in the Olympics, when people actually care:

Everyone who generalizes is, without exception, an asshole.

We need to make Baby Boomers go fuck their own selfish asses and die.

He knows of a 9-5 job that treats you like a human? What is it? Unicorn rancher? Leprechaun rights activist?

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Of course police told them they did nothing wrong; prostitution is completely legal in Horry County.