You’ll be sorry you mocked him when the apocalypse comes, and you find yourself in desperate need of yards of paracord.

Timberlake? Man he’s gone down in my book ever since he traded music for acting, then came out with that mediocre 20/20 vision album or whatever it was called (wasting your talents, bro), married Jessica Biel (she’s so meh), decided he wasn’t going to vaccinate his kid (I just can’t) and released Can’t Stop the…

I don’t know about Timberlake. I think he almost made it there but he’s really fallen into the ridiculous, yet boring, category.

Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

It’s like having Ebola and looking back fondly on that bout of dysentery.

Well said.

I googled ‘baguette bag’ but I think I ended up in the weird part of the internet again.

I feel like you’d have better luck if you were Brawndo in Idiocracy.

Pics or it didn’t happen. Please...

You can definitely salvage something there.

You are a braver man than I, Gunga Din.

Oh my goodness. You go fight the good fight.

Hahaha, thanks. Notice how he hasn’t come back to respond yet, lmao.

What were you saying exactly about me being a fraud??? Try again fuckface.

Cool.

Guys, i’m starting to think that electing a reality TV star with 5 military deferments to command one of the world’s largest armed forces may not have been the best idea.

My face reading this:

The actor is survived by his family and Bill Pullman.

Meanwhile, Olympic-level trolling inside:

“I am completely against this”