The important thing is that white people in Idaho feel safe from Mexicans.

Man, i hated rotary phones. You had to start all the way from the beginning if you made a mistake and didn’t dial the reich number.

A person can speak English, Portuguese and Spanish.

Win-win.

HA! True. Any sounds of people of color not getting accepted into apartments due to housing discrimination. But you know hey! 1970's right!

Jared Kushner looks like the perfect, caring fiancé in a L&O SVU episode who is later revealed to have been kidnapping all those brunettes and dressing them up in his late mother’s clothes.

This should be part of his Wikipedia.

While I love that UFC actually makes their champs fight the best of the best all the time (unlike boxing who will let them dodge people for 5 years)...I do hate that they’ll sometimes derail that thinking in favor of biggest payoff. Oftentimes best fight and biggest payoff go hand in hand...but in this case, I think…

At least we know Loria will put everything he’s got into one of the four years he’s in France.

I’m ok with this as long as he’s sent there by cannon.

I’m a talking head who has appeared on dozens of cable shows, including Anderson Cooper 360, Dr. Drew, Joy Behar, and Nancy Grace. I work for a traditional print media outlet, so it’s a part of my job.

While I have never gotten paid for those appearances, they are very willing to promote my work. They always have my…

He had come to eat their babies.

Ugh. A racist AND a homophone!

Guerillas Then Dismissed

It’s about player safety. What if they infect the opposing team with cooties?

Justin: “This is weird isn’t it?”
Paul: “Ahahahahahahahah Hahahahahaha Hahah Hahahahahaha Hahahaha Hahahah Hahahahah Ahahahaha Hahaha”
Justin: “Are you alright?”
Paul: “Hahahahaha Aahahaha Hahahaha...”
Justin: “Jesus christ, what’s wrong?”
Paul: “HELP ME!!!!”

All I can think is that Trudeau is just thinking, “What the ever loving fuck is happening right now?” and ,”I want to be away from here. Anywhere but here.” And by here, he means the US.  

Speaker Ryan laughs incredulously as Trudeau explains the concepts of universal healthcare, feminism and leg day.