As a Canadian, he’s a Liberal first. Which means he campaigns from the left and then proceeds to break most of those promises, moving him to the more typical lying Liberal center.

Advanced moose scouts are already infiltrating across the border.

He aight.

Only once you make it north across the border.

Got a guest house I can rent up there, eh?

First, Triscuits are garbage. It’s like someone went, “How can we take these unsold wicker baskets and make money off them?” and they turned them into trash crackers. The worst part is that Triscuits constantly try to market them like a party cracker. “Just take a Triscuit, cover it with melted cheese, bacon, avocado,…

We truly are living through the golden age of the man child, aren’t we?

I hate hijacking comment sections but so many things are coming at us that it’s hard to find the place so this is OT but pretty funny.

But you do feel like living in a country that tolerates calling for genocide.

THEN GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT and take your Nazis with you before you get that ass PUNCHED BOY

We’re done here.

Makes sense. This is a great way for Donald to get his hands on a hot piece of Manhattan real estate.

I like how the Republicans bitched for years that Obama wasn’t leading the international community. And now, they want out of said community.

That’s the most jelly beans ever in one place at one time. Period.

THAT WAS A REAL TWEET????

The true ice cream of our future!

vs this?