Personal beliefs aside, that is an impressively thoughtful and work-intensive gift.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

We should have hacked Putins Netflix account and four starred a bunch of shitty Van Wilder movies to fuck up his reccomendations.

While I believe both sides have good intentions (the state wanting to represent the people and assuring the public’s safety, while the defense wants to protect the rights of the accused), it really has seemed like such a clusterfuck in recent years. Far more exonerations than I’m comfortable with.

Sounds like he’s the Dr. Oz of forensic scientists.

That settles it then.

I’d be more surprised if a woman’s basketball coach wasn’t gay.

I’m not the religious sort, but sending alllll the most loving, comforting, warm vibes in the direction of Todd and Billie right now.

“Speaking of Portuguese-a, that’s Japanese brother” was a thorough delight.

JUST

“When you’re tired of turkey sandwiches, we’ll be here.”

Fuck you

So, Breitbart is putting out feelers for anti Semitism, to see how much support they can pull. Remember how the Trump campaign et al decried sources (like Bannon’s ex wife) for mentioning how anti Semitic Bannon was during the election? And how the “But Trump has a Jewish son in law” got trotted out? Breitbart is in…

It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so terrifying. And they try to say WE’RE brainwashed.

Well, that’s because they get their marching orders from Trump/Bannon, and there was an outcry about Bannon. So I can imagine they told the writers to cool it with the veiled Antisemitism. But the rubes who comment aren’t in on that, and now they’re mad because all of a sudden their place to go and read antisemitism…

Being intensely stupid people, it’s fun to troll their commenters, but I have to take long breaks sometimes because gazing into the abyss and all that.

Counter-point: they are all incredibly stupid and easily riled, which makes every visit feel like Christmas morning if you’re a gleeful asshole like me.