Pole v. Pole.

Cat apologist.

Speaking on behalf of millions of depressives: shut the fuck up, LaToya.

What the fuck are you doin Phil

I have no clue how your response is related to mine, but I like the tweet, so out of the greys for you

At 46 it means “Do you get pizza delivery and have a glass of wine in front of the TV on Fridays?”

Life hack: if your answer is “no,” then the meaning of the question becomes irrelevant

If you dig deep enough into your dreams, there is only one logical conclusion.

You make living sound like it sucks.

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

You’re a bad person

I guess Republicans are going to have to be content with flip-flops now.

You are so very, very, very wrong.

I think it depends on the severity of what they’ve walked into. If they walk in and see a woman with obvious cuts or bruising, the man is going to jail immediately (I hope). If they can’t immediately see that someone has been attacked, their usual practice is to try and calm everyone down, and tell the person claiming…

Sweet jesus, how great is that GIF?

Only Two People Know What Happened Between Ezekiel Elliott And His Girlfriend

The Asian lady in the foreground showed remarkable composure.

Pro tip 2: Don’t get old. Those mildly annoying hangovers at 23 become a death sentence at 33.