I hope Cashman gave him a gift basket of signed items before sending Jeter home in a cab.

If you’re rioting over MLS, you need to re-evaluate the priorities in your life.

Hey, these are BASEBALL players - they’ll hunt each other down for drive-by plunkings. Could probably do it by throwing from the back of a pickup truck?

“. . . Andruw sees the ball, runs to where it’s hit and waits for it.”

Terrible casting. The dad isn’t a Fat Man, and that kid isn’t a Little Boy. What a bomb.

(You’re welcome for the obscure historical reference.)

Not to mention, he'll be getting a 4 game suspension.

To intimidate their opponent into surrendering by the sheer force of their KICKASS INK BRO

Well, they did have a grand Wizard at shortstop

Best Klans In Baseball

MORTAL WOMBAT!

"It's a good thing you held me back because that guy would've been in some serious trouble!"

Jermaine O'Neal's proposal to walk off the court and up into the stands was voted down.

did he provide free watermelon and fried chicken?

Adam Sandler keeps lists of Jews too.

The man's name is Incognito. Where does he get off attacking unnamed sources?

I'm pretty tired of people on other websites talking about how Martin needs to grow up or get a thicker skin or "We're coddling our kids and making them wimps," etc. Bullying isn't just something that happens to kids.

I'll allow it.

I'm not going to give you blow jobs but I am going to call my twin sister in to help finish you off.

Well I'm glad I got to see his last "great" start in person, when he held the Giants to 1 run over 7 solid innings (surprisingly with just 1 K) a few weeks ago in Toronto. Yeah he mostly stunk this year, but he should hold his head high — he was a key starter on a World Series winner in 2002 and he seemed to just…