I go to about 20 Jays games a year. You been lately? We’ve always had knuckleheads, and it got exponentially worse starting in 2015.

They’re all good dogs, Brint.

Please explain how either are better than the sea otter, which is objectively the best animal.

It’s relevant because even though totally average people can be coerced into confessions, his issues made him much more susceptible.

“Getting your tits lit” is one of the best sports expressions ever. As a reluctant pitcher in HS (I belonged at first but was lefty and threw decently hard), I experienced it on many occasions.

3B is such a difficult position. I’ll be super impressed if he can pull it off. With his bat, he would only need to be a non-disaster with the glove. Incredibly, Russ Martin has played some 3B for my Jays this year, and it just felt so wrong.

As a Torontonian (this happened in a Toronto suburb), this is really embarrassing. And fwiw, she was probably severely limiting the pool of doctors who could treat her son. In my anecdotal experience, way more than half of ER docs in this city are non-white.

I love you for this reference but the Chambers triple pump dunk from the 3-point line did not count for 3 points.

I hate when I don’t check where the link is from, and then I blow one of my ten free NYT articles per month on KK’s gd blackface. Sad!

So you’re saying I’m an idiot. I follow baseball pretty closely (albeit mainly AL) and I can’t believe this streak/accomplishment hasn’t gotten more coverage. It really is an amazing streak.

Wow, that is remarkable. Anyone know what the record is for most K’s w/o a BB?

That’s the only reason I’m possibly willing to cut the film some slack (not confirmed until I actually see it) - because Pac and his music seemingly embodied everything that makes us human, which sometimes resulted in contradictions (and I think that’s why people love him so much). He would be really hard to pin down…

Tupac is my personal messiah and it really sucks that the movie apparently.... sucks. But I’m still celebrating his b-day and wistfully contemplating the just timeline in which he’s still alive and is POTUS.

Kendrys Morales also hit one 465 feet tonight in the SkyDome.

I hear ya. Was a blackout drinker, too.

FWIW, both parties were reportedly shown the video after the fact. So even though she can’t remember it, she may have seen what happened. Which is really weird.

This is how I think it would go:

Because if you turn a full hourglass over the sand will flow literally forever. Obviously.

FAKE NEWS

My man.