Fake tits aren't insulting.

I'm Canadian - pretty sure "Native" was the official term we used until pretty recently.

There was a time when I wasn't sure. I can't remember what it was that made me think they might actually have been guilty, even though the case against them was so clearly full of holes. But it now seems pretty clear that it was the stepfather guy.

In the 80's people would bring American jeans to Russia because they could sell them for 10X what they cost in the U.S.

I meant DiMaggio.

The comparison to Mantle is ludicrous and/or extremely condescending to Minnesota.

I just find that he's not exciting to watch anymore, and before the first Serra fight he was arguably the most exciting fighter in MMA. His recent performances have been clinical, but IMO not that much fun to watch. The Shields fight was terrible - although I do think he has to be cut some slack because he was blind…

No one who has actually watched even a handful of fights would think that.

Fitch had to have been getting close to being unable to continue when they actually did fight.

John Fitch will not rest until every UFC fight goes the distance.

I hate it when I buy pants that fit perfectly and then they end up way too long after I put them in the dryer.

I think that explanation is a bit weak. How could she not want to know what her role entailed, even if it actually was a Democratic ad? It's by no means inconceivable that they could have wanted her to portray something she completely disagrees with even if she generally supports them.

Yeah, they're going to give you a polygraph to determine whether you should be thrown out of a stadium. Fucking idiot.

I know people have to pay the bills, but it seems incredibly imprudent to sign up to be in a political ad without seeing a script or at least finding out the gist of what you're going to portraying.

As a pet owner this is horrifying. Is that last one for real? Totally fucking submerging your dog? Disgusting.

The guy didn't die? Dan Uggla is unimpressed.

Awesome piece. That book is BOUGHT.

You might want to check out their home/road splits. When they're not a mile high, they ARE a minor league offence.

If Barry Sanders was able to hold off until marriage, so can TT.

If it works, you can be sure that it will be made available to everyone. Just because the military is funding the research doesn't mean they will be the only ones who can benefit from it.