This is the HR person saying nice things after she explains COBRA.

“Good effort, losers. You should feel good that a pack of scrubs like yourselves managed to give us a tough time.”

Anytime I see that name, all I can ever think of is “I GOT BROKEN ANKLES, AHHHH!” and I just laugh and laugh.

He’s not comparing. No one is downplaying your precious little rivalry, relax.

“She’s a porn accountant because she’s a narcissist!”

She could be the learning disabled accountant.

Those were all Gungans and in the extended Blue Ray version they’re all gonna have voices and throughout the whole fight they’re gonna be saying shit like “Oopsie me have a stabby” really loudly

That’s only a concern for journalists. Remember, “Gawker” properties only employ journalists when it serves them intellectually to call their bloggers journalists.

The difference is that Kate Winslet is worth something like $90m and doesn’t need to be in a fucking Woody Allen movie to pay her mortgage.

Excellent tactical dismount by motorcop #1.

Not to be confused with the Millennial Falcon, which lives in its parent’s hangar until it turns 26.

Are we absolutely sure that the guy who wrote the first letter isn’t subtly trolling?

I absolutely recall that video! I can totally see his smug face in my mind.

Did you ever see the video of Vanilla Ice talking about how the tune for Ice Ice Baby is totally different from Under Pressure with a huge shit eating grin on his face? Like he was positive he was being super clever and was totally putting one over on everyone. Then he lost everything he owned.

Weird, the guy with face tattoos makes ridiculously bad decisions.

Yep.

Aww, I thought this was going to be a lot more interesting. Like a guy actually did all the work to create branding, hired actors, staged a storefront for a day, etc. just to establish credibility. And then actually pulled it off, until some developer happened to catch them in a lie or was local to the area and knew…

Your first honorable mention there was definitely the single biggest laugh in my showing last night (including from me). Great line, delivered perfectly.