The difference is that Kate Winslet is worth something like $90m and doesn’t need to be in a fucking Woody Allen movie to pay her mortgage.

Excellent tactical dismount by motorcop #1.

Not to be confused with the Millennial Falcon, which lives in its parent’s hangar until it turns 26.

Are we absolutely sure that the guy who wrote the first letter isn’t subtly trolling?

Net neutrality will be a package. For only $30 per month extra, we will guarantee you net neutrality!

I absolutely recall that video! I can totally see his smug face in my mind.

Did you ever see the video of Vanilla Ice talking about how the tune for Ice Ice Baby is totally different from Under Pressure with a huge shit eating grin on his face? Like he was positive he was being super clever and was totally putting one over on everyone. Then he lost everything he owned.

Weird, the guy with face tattoos makes ridiculously bad decisions.

HERE.

So basically clusterfuck vs church bench with an iPad. Why can’t we have electric vehicles with, like, regular interiors?

Anne An, an international student..

Yep.

“An” is the Korean woman’s last name. Her full name is Annie An.

Trump knows a black.

Aww, I thought this was going to be a lot more interesting. Like a guy actually did all the work to create branding, hired actors, staged a storefront for a day, etc. just to establish credibility. And then actually pulled it off, until some developer happened to catch them in a lie or was local to the area and knew…

Your first honorable mention there was definitely the single biggest laugh in my showing last night (including from me). Great line, delivered perfectly.