Now, don’t you go insulting this Very Good Dog’s dignity by reducing him to the arbitrary human standards of (in)breeding! He deserves better than that. He is so good, he should get a full 60-minute belly rub! He’s just that good, yes he is, yes he is!

This is an Article about dogs, not house trained Alpaca.

Ah, the elusive Honda Scarab. Fuck I’d love to go clorform my 19 year old self and hide him in a closet until I was in my mid twenties. Until he was? You know what I mean.

Oh god, my FB memories just recently showed me a post I made about what an apocalyptic nightmare scenario a Romney presidency would be. I want to find a time machine and go pat my past self on my little head and tell myself “oh just you wait my precious, naive little flower. Just you wait”.

I think this week proves that you can’t Depend on anything anymore.

I don’t how to feel about it. One minute I’m laughing so hard I pee, and the next I’m so terrified I...pee.

I’m ready for the United States of the Pacific

Where do I sign up to be pushed onto the Subway tracks?

Older children, pre-adolescents, adolescents, and adults.

As do I.

This.I live in a red county, and whenever a neighbor/coworker starting talking politics, I would have loved to have Rod Serling saunter in with his whisky and cigarette and say something like “Meet Ella, who lives in a sleepy little community. All that changed when an overflowing diaper of baby diarrhea descended a…

I would have been lost without all of you for these last 18 orange tinged months. You guys kept me sane. Every time the Twilight Zone feeling descended I looked to you, authors and fellow Kinjateers to reassure me that the whole country hadn’t lost its friggin’ mind. We laughed, we cried, we voted and hopefully in the…

Tomorrow begins... The Tantrum

This is very informative. I would add:

Does anyone ever wonder what Eli Gold’s emails would look like?

The bigger the image shows up on here, the bigger your hands appear. It just makes the costume even better!

Alex from Clockwork Orange; trying to put the makeup on him!!!

Who wore it better: Me or Rachel McAdams?

The Distinguished Alumni of Duke University would like a word.

It was perfect. No hemming and hawing over how and when. No overly dramatic scene of going to get an abortion or watching her “suffer” through some cramps. Just an “oh, by the way” and that was that. It was all just perfectly realistic and matter of fact.