““very deranged individual [with] a lot of problems over a long period of time.””

But enough about the President. 

No, no.

If he decides to venture out into porn I think Chase Banks has a nice ring to it.

I have it on good word from someone who works in fashion that the Trump administration has commissioned Hugo Boss to design new uniforms for the police and all airline personnel. The theme is brown shirts, offset with some sort of shiny boot. They also incorporate a striking armband.

Coroner has ruled his death incomplete, siting the individual did not have two feet on the ground

I’m getting pregnant just thinking about it!

I don’t know if you actually know much about her backstory - sounds like some very easy-to-do research is missing on your part! Her family was very well-to-do when she was a child, but when her dad was diagnosed with M.S., their family went bankrupt, and they lost their home and had to move into a VERY modest place. …

I’m pretty sure the whole point of craft services is to catch and hold actors before they wander off aimlessly.

i tried brojuice once in college...it was fun, but not really my thing.

I’m sure most of his dates with her start with him blowing her up and patching any leaks she developed after he shoved her between the mattress ans boxspring after their last date.

They look like two women hired to do a fetish video without understanding what exactly is going on...

Twitter trolling is not ova.

From my experience, she is probably trying to find where exactly the penis is at. It’s a good first step before the crying.

I agree but I assumed that the snark was directed at Ms. Seyfried because she is so young (31 years old!).

repeal and replace this administration.

Am I fake news?!

Should have gone with “Police Action Machine” or “International Incident Machine,” so it was more ambiguous.

I just explained the notion of tacking “Electric Boogaloo” onto any sequel to my 7 year old in hopes that she will pass on this element of culture to her peers.

What a fascist needs to institute fascism: People who don’t believe they are a fascist.

I wouldn’t have used “rectified” in my letter in this situation.