There is a chrome app that changes “Donald Trump” anywhere on the internet to a Jezebel description of him.

But he’s tremendously subtle. No one is more subtle than him.

People make jokes at funerals. It doesn’t mean they’re not hurting.

“These are clearly liberal spirits, conjured by a mainstream medium”

The stranger part for me is that American presidential candidates are expected to attend an event hosted and sponsored by a religious organization. Perhaps I’m just overly sensitive about this issue, but I have a big problem with the people who want to lead a country founded on the principle of freedom from religion…

He’s not saying she was an accident, but it’s more like you were lucky we made you instead of leaving you unfertilized like your other potential brothers and sisters. Typical dad joke/threat, really.

This election has been the longest 75 years of my life.

Giuliani: Real-life Nosferatu (y / n)?

Yes, it’s ok to me. Being the product of an unplanned pregnancy is not inherently negative and it doesn’t mean your parents don’t love you.

Roe v Wade did not make abortion legal; not per se. I’m pro-choice, don’t get me wrong. But SCOTUS did not rule, “abortion is legal.” It ruled that the government cannot control what a person decides to do with their body. That is actually even more significant than just saying “abortion is legal,” and here’s why…

No, just a huge fan of Ballast Point, Green Flash, Stone Brewing and Alesmith. Making delicious beer forgives many sins in my eyes.

Is that you Melania?

The people planning to vote for him(?)

+ 1 for finding the only respectable use of ‘misandrist’ I’ve ever seen. Bravo, Scout.

California - 6th largest economy in the world.

Yeah that makes sense. It’s just such a weird comment. Because obviously I’m pretty stoked to be alive but I wouldn’t know otherwise so....?

Good advice, especially coming from you, Death. How’s the Pale Horse?

for real though I have been watching The West Wing on Netflix and not only could Trump not handle the presidency (in addition to being evil), I don’t think he is capable of actually following the show itself. Like, he’s not smart enough to watch a SHOW about being president.

Biff. Smitty. “Boob.” Lath. Bushy.

help us fight back.