I think we just did... :(

I just googled redtube. It’s not the same as YouTube Red. Not remotely. Don’t google it at work. I’m going to go pack my things and dust off my resume.

They have that. It’s called redtube. Whole different can of beans.

Three words: In Vitro Fertilization. Gotta be.

I don’t even own a Sunday!

“I don’t know why they have to be all politically correct and put a woman on my Sunday morning show. I’m sure there are a lot of qualified men who could do it better than her. Lots!”

I don’t know, I sort of think that women have a responsibility to not put themselves into the sort of situation where this might occur. Which, apparently, involves building some sort of solitary subterranean bomb shelter and just living there for the rest of your lives.

“...the road to Auschwitz was built by hate, but paved with indifference.”

You can’t censor nipples! Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

“We made this thing. Buy it if you want to.”

And the Lincoln seems excited as well, just look at that smile!

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

A self-described “gentleman,” he buttered up his lady friend — whom he described as “passionate about law” — by whisking her to the top of the Empire State building.

pretty good skater who became a pretty good actor ditched scientology

That’s very reasonable. That’s why I don’t let mine smoke.

This part just sank in for me: A FIFTEEN-year-old black lab. Labs don’t usually make it to fifteen. He must have really loved them to stick around and was just waiting for the wedding so he could leave this plane knowing they had gone through with it.

As a man, I have a great idea.
If women would like to be heard more in the workplace, when one woman makes a point, the other women in the room should reiterate the idea and credit the initial speaker.

Living in Texas, 79 degrees and humid is probably spring like to you, where the temps routinely are higher. Most people who are not acclimated to 100+ weather might just get faint wearing a full suit and kevlar for an hour and a half...especially at an emotional ceremony where you are remembering friends killed on…

Man’s Dogs’ Patience Starting To Show Signs Of Strain

All she placed on the conveyor belt was a single bloody 24-ounce porterhouse. Wasn’t even wrapped in butcher’s paper or anything.