where’d you get this pic of me

Leslie is most definitely Daenerys.

I want to star you once for your comment and again for your username, sorry I’ve only got the one star to give.

It’s going to be tough for Ailes to take a lie detector test when he’s living in a bowl on Trump’s desk and they can’t get a corporeal body for him to possess.

This whole thing is very odd. I’m sorry but I just can’t imagine the Fox News folks engaging in any misogynistic behavior.

. . . I admit I don’t know employment law all that well, but I have to say I am completely unfamiliar with the legal term “wannabe.”

The book breached Tantaros’ contract, Fox alleges, particularly the cover, featuring her in a “submissive and sexualized position.”

Actually, Lochte and his three teammates all gave different stories to police, steadfast in their commitment to the medley relay.

It may be ruining your childhood,but it is making my adulthood.

The weirdest thing about this was seeing the word “livejournal” appear in my URL bar.

The rim of the Grand Canyon isn’t just a straight line with canyon on one side and a parking lot on the other. Imagine someone on this rock formation, for example, taking a photo of people across from him. Both sides are sheer drops.

Much like the Grand Canyon, you could see the intensity of my current NOPE face from space.

If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.

Post Baby!

They’re married!

For real: fuck this doughnut

It’s a shame, you know? This judge had such a bright judiciary career in front of him, it is just a shame that this one little verdict will mess up his entire future.

Please accept this nice gif I found as a pledge of my continued support!

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