If you’re in SC, it might be possible to give Prof. Michelle Dauber a quick ring or stop by her Stanford office asking for her input on your case? I imagine she is a good ally and might have some useful recommendations on local legal resources for you to prep for your proceedings?

BCO!!!!

Do you remember the time you wrote:

Hopefully Crooked Hill is the one he dies on.

Hey baby, I’m in the mood for some anal....ytics.

He sells monogrammed thermoses. VIP for dayyyys

I try to give all of them nicknames anyway, at least if they don’t already have them. Ginsburg is obvs “RBG.” I call Breyer “Justice Ice Cream.”

Just wait until November.

I NEED 2016 TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN

Bit of both I’d say. Women commit fewer violent crimes in general, but when we do and are prosecuted, we also tend to get significantly lighter sentences. (“We” as in women, not “we” as in violent criminals. I’m all talk.)

Well, none of us have, so how could he?

Lead boyfriend of Lena Dunham.

I was missing Caity Weaver’s Thatz Not Okay posts. But that was back in the good ol Gawker days.

LOOK AT THOSE EYELASHES THOUGH

You can pry “The Communists are in the funhouse” from my cold dead hands

This is kind of apples to oranges. It’s one thing to have conventions or rules about what one wears in a business setting, and these typically apply to men and women. If you show up to your business formal workplace in a skin-tight tube dress, that is not appropriate, but I don’t think anyone would argue that your…

Next time I see a guy in cargo pants I’m going to force him to build me a house. I mean, walking around looking all probably-owns-a-hammer...what did he think would happen? #CarpenterLookingAssBitch.

Sally Mustang? So she’s powerful and stylish but the ride is terrible and there’s a real gas problem?* **

In the interest of balance, I am going to rub a chicken with a paste of butter, garlic and smoked paprika, and roast it. I shall serve it with dumplings, Brussels sprouts, and bacon. And wash it down with wine.

You guys she lost one of her avocado nipples. Everyone stop doing everything and help her find it.